To Die Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure

Your name is JESS. Others may refer to you as CADET or even TANGLE but you don't mind what people call you.

You are a SELF-PROCLAIMED ARTIST that draws ANIMALS and HOMESTUCK ART even though people might be getting PRETTY SICK OF IT. You tend to keep your FANFICTION to yourself.

You are a TOTAL LESBIAN and a HOPELESS ROMANTIC. You're a sucker for ADORABLE SHIPS, particularly those involving LESBIANS.

Your favourite passtimes involve TALKING TO FRIENDS ONLINE and indulging yourself in CREATIVE BULLSHIT that nobody cares about.

You have decided that you are well and truly HOMESTUCK. But you also like to post anything else that may amuse or please you.

cod-tier: visceralmilk: pawnce: sherlockscoat: turtlesinadishwasher: homestuckupmahhotbutt: rythmns: when dave finally arrives at john’s 12th birthday party, he’s totally prepared to get his cool on and impress every last one of john’s dweeby little friends. he hasn’t known john for long, but bro agreed to drive him all the way to washington after a long talk with mr. egbert on the phone, and he’s finally here and he’s excited (on the inside) and he’s got the sickest present ever and he’s going to see his BEST FRIEND and when john’s dad answers the door, dave and his brother look in to find… an empty party. there are balloons, plenty of cake, bottles of soda and little paper cups, a table for gifts. no kids. mr. egbert is way polite and friendly, but there’s just no joy in the house. he points dave upstairs to john’s room, sort of half-smiles and pats him on the shoulder, and dave nods and starts to walk but bro stops him. their (wicked) pointy shades are level with each other and bro says hey little dude, let’s both put the cool on hold for a while, yeah? your friend needs you more than you need to be cool. just for today. dave runs up the stairs. and then they party like it’s the last birthday john will ever have. OH. RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART. I need a fic of this like I need air ;A; My eyes are leaking… nO BABY JOHN NO………. oh my godd sadlkjasndkasdnkasdnaskdn

cod-tier:

visceralmilk:

pawnce:

sherlockscoat:

turtlesinadishwasher:

homestuckupmahhotbutt:

rythmns:

when dave finally arrives at john’s 12th birthday party, he’s totally prepared to get his cool on and impress every last one of john’s dweeby little friends. he hasn’t known john for long, but bro agreed to drive him all the way to washington after a long talk with mr. egbert on the phone, and he’s finally here and he’s excited (on the inside) and he’s got the sickest present ever and he’s going to see his BEST FRIEND and when john’s dad answers the door, dave and his brother look in to find…

an empty party. there are balloons, plenty of cake, bottles of soda and little paper cups, a table for gifts. no kids.

mr. egbert is way polite and friendly, but there’s just no joy in the house. he points dave upstairs to john’s room, sort of half-smiles and pats him on the shoulder, and dave nods and starts to walk but bro stops him.

their (wicked) pointy shades are level with each other and bro says

hey little dude, let’s both put the cool on hold for a while, yeah? your friend needs you more than you need to be cool. just for today.

dave runs up the stairs.

and then they party like it’s the last birthday john will ever have.

OH. RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART.

I need a fic of this like I need air

;A; My eyes are leaking…

nO BABY JOHN NO……….

oh my godd

sadlkjasndkasdnkasdnaskdn

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